Ranch dressing shortage blamed for Monett High School lunchroom fiasco
(Local News ~ 09/01/16)
Apparently, one Monett High School senior can't get enough ranch dressing. Nathaniel Parker's passion for ranch dressing led to a discipline referral being mailed to his parents, Phillip and Merrika Parker. According to the document, "Nathan was argumentative with the school lunch room attendant. The disagreement was over not having enough ranch for a salad."...
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